Nokkur valin "spakmæli" úr Simpson þáttunum

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Apu: By the 7 arms of Visnu, I swear it. I am not a Hindu.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of-and solution to-all life's problems.

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ........Where are we going?

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Chief Wiggum: Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city!

Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...

Homer: I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Simpsons kvikmyndin heimsfrumsýnd í Springfield

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[Guðríður Pétursdóttir, 22.7.2007 kl. 13:39]

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. (hahah þetta er í algjöru uppáhaldi hjá mér, við eigum allar seríurnar hérna heima og það er alltaf hvern einasta dag settur allavega einn simpsons þáttur á)

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. (Það er samt Marge sem segir þetta ekki grandpa)

[Benedikt Halldórsson, 22.7.2007 kl. 13:54]

 Þú segir nokkuð!

Mín uppáhldsetning er: My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star, og hef birt hana öðru hvoru á "hausinn", en uppfæri "börnin" núna.....