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Keith Richards hefđi ekkert veriđ ađ vola....(sjá mynd)

kieth sjórćningi minni myndHvernig hefđi leikkonunni Keira Knighley líkađ ađ kyssa mann sem lítur eins og alvöru sjórćningi, ţann frábćra töffara Keith Richards sem hefđi varla ţótt vandrćđalegt ađ kyssa eina leikkonu ekki frekar en öđrum sjórćningjum sem eru ekkert ađ setja slíka smámuni fyrir sig.

 


mbl.is Depp: Sérlega vandrćđalegt ađ kyssa Knightley
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Tilvitnanir í Woody Allen

  • "Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill 'em."
  • "My brain: It's my second favorite organ."
  • "Man was made in God's image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?"
  • "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
  • "It's true I had a lot of anxiety. I was afraid of the dark and suspicious of the light."
  • "I'm not afraid of dying...I just don't want to be there when it happens."
  • "Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
  • "If my film makes one more person miserable, I'll feel I've done my job."
  • "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
  • "Most of life is tragic. You're born, you don't know why. You're here, you don't know why. You go, you die. Your family dies. Your friends die. People suffer. People live in constant terror. The world is full of poverty and corruption and war and Nazis and tsunamis. The net result, the final count is, you lose - you don't beat the house"
  • "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."


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