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       Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break. Lev L. Spiro.

       The journey of a thousand pounds begins with a single burger.  Chris O'Brien.

       If it screams, it's not food... yet.

       Give me liberty or... OOOooo... A jelly donut !" — Homer Simpson.

       Just because something's toxic doesn't mean it's not tasty. Matthew J. Siske.

       The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

       I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

       If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

       Never take a beer to a job interview.

       If I could lie, I would be in marketing.

       It's not whether you win or lose; it's how you place the blame.

       I think you should profit from the mistakes of others. You don't live long enough to make them all yourself.

       If something goes wrong... blame the guy who can't speak English. Homer Simpson

       If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

       Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job.

       If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

       At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

       No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

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[Jóna Á. Gísladóttir, 27.5.2007 kl. 11:10]

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[Benedikt Halldórsson, 27.5.2007 kl. 22:29]