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       Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery easier to live with...

       Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

       You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

       If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius ?!

       If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in a line take so long ?

       I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead. Woody Allen.

       What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten ?

       If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. Jim Eason.

       Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy.

       One of life's mysteries is how a 1kg box of candy can make a woman gain 2kg.

       It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ? Matt Diamond.

       Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything. Joseph Stalin

       To love someone is to see him as God intended him. Fydor Dostoyevsky.

       Two words that guys hate...don’t & stop...unless you put them together.

       Love is like a war, easy to begin, hard to end.

       I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us. Pigs treat us as equals.Winston Churchill.

       I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

       The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

       All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. Alexander Woollcott.

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[Eva Þorsteinsdóttir, 26.5.2007 kl. 23:53]

Hehehe......hvílík speki!

[Benedikt Halldórsson, 27.5.2007 kl. 00:19]

þetta eru einskonar bölsýnisspakmæli, það hafa allir kynnst fólki sem hefur á reiðum höndum ömurleg spakmæli á hraðbergi....eða þannig.