Skemmtileg spakmæli ófræga fólksins....

 

Þessi spakmæli eru í boði Lithoprents Nönnugötu 16.

• Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. 
• Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! 
• When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. 
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson 
• Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson 
• What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.'
• Men are like bank accounts. ithout a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. 
• What you call dog with no legs? on't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. 
• "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." 
• Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? 
• Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. 
• You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson 
• Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. 
• Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. 
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 
• I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman 
• Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. 
• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. 
• If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. 
• Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. 
• Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. 
• Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.