Tilvitnanir í Woody Allen

• "Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill 'em."
• "My brain: It's my second favorite organ."
• "Man was made in God's image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?"
• "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
• "It's true I had a lot of anxiety. I was afraid of the dark and suspicious of the light."
• "I'm not afraid of dying...I just don't want to be there when it happens."
• "Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
• "If my film makes one more person miserable, I'll feel I've done my job."
• "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
• "Most of life is tragic. You're born, you don't know why. You're here, you don't know why. You go, you die. Your family dies. Your friends die. People suffer. People live in constant terror. The world is full of poverty and corruption and war and Nazis and tsunamis. The net result, the final count is, you lose - you don't beat the house"
• "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Athugasemdir

[Björn Heiðdal, 24.4.2007 kl. 21:59]

[Haukur Viðar, 25.4.2007 kl. 00:49]

Hahaha ávallt frábær

[Margrét St Hafsteinsdóttir, 25.4.2007 kl. 01:00]

góður

[Ásthildur Cesil Þórðardóttir, 25.4.2007 kl. 09:42]

Karlinn virðist vera ótrúlega skemmtilegur karakter þó ég þoli ekki myndirnar hans eða hann sjálfan. 

[Egill Harðar (IP-tala skráð) 25.4.2007 kl. 10:18]

Maðurinn er snillingur, punktur.

[Benedikt Halldórsson, 25.4.2007 kl. 19:21]

Já, einhvern tíma var haft eftir honum, að þegar hann heyrði tónlist Wagners kæmi yfir hann ómótstæðileg löngun til að ráðast inn í Pólland.

[Sigurgeir Orri Sigurgeirsson, 26.4.2007 kl. 14:24]

I don't want to live forever, I just want to live in my apartment.

Sex is only dirty if you are doing it right.

Don't pick on masturbation, it is having sex with someone you love. 

[Sigurgeir Orri Sigurgeirsson, 26.4.2007 kl. 14:27]

Man þessar í fljótu bragði.