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Samkvmt Hagstofunni eru gar lkur a Steve Martin geti ori 100 ra

Steve Martin er 61 rs gamall leikari besta aldri sem hugsar byggilega vel um heilsuna. Samkvmt Hagstofunni, en g geri r fyrir a hann fari oftar til lknis en meal karl sem Hagstofan fylgist me, m hann reikna me a lifa 21 r til vibtar og egar hann er orinn 82 ra, getur hann bist vi a vera 90 ra gamall. Hann heldur svo upp 90 ra afmli me pompi og prakt en hva haldi i a hann geti bist vi a lifa lengi til vibtar? fjgur og hlft r! vri kallin um 95 ra gamall en getur hann bist a lifa fjgur r til vibtar vi ll hin, og er Steve Martin orin tplega 100 ra samkvmt Hagstofunni....meira
mbl.is Steve Martin a heilaga
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A gefast ekki upp.

tt Benedikt Lafleur hafi ekki komist yfir Ermasundi, er sundi mikill sigur fyrir hann. A skora kalt hafi, strauma,  kulda og vosb hlm er miki afrek og sigur. fyrra egar honum tkst ekki a synda yfir sundi var a skiljanlegt enda astur erfiar en egar hann reynir aftur vi smu rekraunina og syndir nstum v slarhring hefur hann svo sannarlega sigra. Eitt er vst, hann gefst ekki upp. Tkum hann til fyrirmyndar, reynum bara aftur og aftur og gerum okkar besta. a er ekki hgt a fara fram meira.
mbl.is urfti a htta eftir tuttugu tma sund
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Drasti uppvskunartaxti slandssgunnar?

g vona a talan 07.07.07 veri happatala fyrir hjnin sem hafa kvei a lta pssa sig saman essum merkisdegi, a au urfi svo sannarlega ekki a skipta rum tlum tvo parta og veri sem nst sjunda himni hjnabandinu, a ekki komi til skilnaar 08.08.08 ea...

mlgagni frga flksins, S & Heyrt er sagt fr drasta skilnai slandssgunnar!

Ef tveir ailarskipta milli sn eignum sem eir eiga sameiginlega, t.d. hjn sem kvea a skilja og deila eigum snum tvo parta, fara eignirnar ogf ekki forgrum sjlfu sr, ef fr er talinn lgfrikostnaur.

Vi skilna og skiptingu eigna gtu r rrna, agetur veri hagkvmt a skipta fyrirtki upp ea selja fasteign egar veri er lgt. En eignir halda vergildi snu tveim prtum, sama htt og 100 krnur sem skipt er upp tvo 50 kallavera fram 100 krnur, a vsu sitthvoru veskinu.

millsEn af hverju er tala um dran skilna? arf konan a borga kallinn t? Maur hefur og heyrt um rka kalla sem borguu "ltum" eiginkonum sem hvorki vskui upp n rifu eftir sigea kallinn, en eyddi bara deginum a eya peningum.

Er "blaamaur" S og Heyrt a halda v fram a umrdd kona hafi ekki tt skili a f sinn eigin hlut binu, sem hntti sjlf hlut ?

Hva er svona drt?

a list a mr s grunur a enn s liti konur sem eldabuskur, rstitkna ea jafnvel gullgrafara, sem fi alltof miki fyrir alltof lti framlag egar kemur a "drum" skilnai, fi margfalltmeira sinn hlut en sem nemur elilegum umnnurtxtum rkis og bja og ISS.

P.S. Eiginkona og blaamaur sett gsalappir 04.07.07,kl. 22:12.


mbl.is Htt vi hjnavgslur 07.07.07
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eir eru a f ’ann vi Eyjar....

eir eru a f anna vip eyjar


mbl.is Ellefu tonn stng vi Eyjar
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Blmur - seinni hluti:

* Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break. Lev L. Spiro.
* The journey of a thousand pounds begins with a single burger. Chris O'Brien.
* If it screams, it's not food... yet.
* Give me liberty or... OOOooo... A jelly donut !" Homer Simpson.
* Just because something's toxic doesn't mean it's not tasty. Matthew J. Siske.
* The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.
* I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
* If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
* Never take a beer to a job interview.
* If I could lie, I would be in marketing.
* It's not whether you win or lose; it's how you place the blame.
* I think you should profit from the mistakes of others. You don't live long enough to make them all yourself.
* If something goes wrong... blame the guy who can't speak English. Homer Simpson
* If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
* Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job.
* If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
* At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
* No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

Blmur - fyrri hluti:

* Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery easier to live with...
* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
* You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
* If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius ?!
* If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in a line take so long ?
* I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead. Woody Allen.
* What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten ?
* If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. Jim Eason.
* Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy.
* One of life's mysteries is how a 1kg box of candy can make a woman gain 2kg.
* It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ? Matt Diamond.
* Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything. Joseph Stalin
* To love someone is to see him as God intended him. Fydor Dostoyevsky.
* Two words that guys hate...dont & stop...unless you put them together.
* Love is like a war, easy to begin, hard to end.
* I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us. Pigs treat us as equals.Winston Churchill.
* I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
* The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.
* All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. Alexander Woollcott.

mbl.is Enginn me lotttlur rttar
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Sji hneykslunarsvipinn Will Smith egar hann...sj MYND

a vantar mynd af hneykslunarsvipnum sem Will Smith hefur vntanlega sett upp. a hefi veri gaman ef einn stjrnuhugaljsmyndari hefi n svipnum, s mynd hefi veri borganleg. Hr fyrir nean eru nokkrir svipir sem koma sterklega til greina, merktir me gulu.

andlit


mbl.is Emma Thompson geri Will Smith strhneykslaan
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Er hreyfing holl? Er lsi hollt?

tnabioTextinn er boi Gamla-Tnabs smi 31182 & Gamla-Stjrnubs smi 18398

a eru ekki frttir a lkamsrkt s gott tromp barttunni gegn aukaklum og varla er a frtt a lsi s hollt.

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Lsi er bi a vera meinhollt fr v g man fyrst eftir mr og mig minnir a lsi s fyrsta ori sem g lri, enda er bragi gleymanlegt.

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Vandinn er bara s, a ekki er ng a vita, en flestallar "lfsstlsmegranir" snast um a fra flk um einfldustu hluti, a hreyfing s g og maur fitni of miklum mat en grennist ef bora er "lti".

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a vri hinsvegar strfrtt ef hreyfing vri holl og flki vri rlagt a halda sig mottunni, hreyfa sig lti barttunni gegn aukaklunum.

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gti flk bkstaflega hlaupi spik!

mbl.is Lkamsrkt og lsi flug vopn gegn aukaklum
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En hva segir veurklbburinn Dalvk?

a vri skemmtilegt ef veurklbburinn Dalvk fri trs og spi fyrir um veurhorfur landinu ar sem trsin hefur veri mest?


mbl.is Framundan er heitt sumar Danmrku - vst me slenska sumari
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